Just realized that Necrozma absorbed Victini, the victory pokemon. Makes sense he would both win and lose. He was literally fighting God.

3:25 how Ho-Oh treats its kids vs

Genesect: “I woke up and chose violence”

Love that giratina just watches literally everyone die from the safety of the distortion world

Everyone: slaughtering each other

feels like mewtwo is the only one taking this shit seriously and everyone else is just doing what they normally do

I lost it completely at

My body is Regi.

I like to think that Giratina saw the mess and just returned to the distortion world

Palkia: What the hell are those morons doing?

Lugia: Slaps his creations

I love how the normal pokemon just needed a small island for the battle royale, but the legendaries and mythicals required the whole planet and then the universe.

An interesting thought came to me celebi having the ability to time travel, probably went to the last point in the timeline to avoid that mess but didn't realize that was the moment dialga died.

4:29 Just realized that Mew was in the background, watched Necrozma get a zenkai boost, then immediately went “Nah, I’m good”

Love how the timeline split because of the unstoppable force vs unstoppable force paradox resulting in two outcomes because neither could happen

Solgaleo's "Oh no" gets me every single time I rewatch this.

the fact that ho-oh actually cared about the legendary beasts but lugia just clapped the birds out of existence is beautiful

My head canon is that since Legends Arceus revealed the Arceus we see in most games is just a small part of Arceus's whole and that Arceus can create endless legendaries in the Eternal Battle Reverie, this whole sim is Arceus creating legendaries to fight each other because it's bored.