I love that "duh" face he makes after he clarifies the word silk. As if it totally makes sense.

Sleeping walking is kinda like being high or drunk tbh

"to consult you before I pee."

Those pots and pans will sit on the wall better if you turn them around to face the wall.

That's his story and he's sticking to it!

- do you realize what you did?

It's like talking to CleverBot!!!! LOL!!!

'I've never used silk before!'

LOL one time while my fiancé sleeping, he was squirming really bad and making weird noises. I figured he was having a bad dream so I woke him up. He wakes up and yelled "hamsters, there's hamsters all over me". Funniest night of my life lol

This actually seems scary to me to go on this long and still be standing up too. Crazy.

omg my boyfriend will wake me up in the middle of the night with conversations like this and he gets so mad at ME for not understanding him!!!! its so frustrating and then I ask him about it in the morning and he just laughs at me and tells me that im lying that never happened. GRRRR!!!!!

the girl in the vid handled it very well though.. lol

It has to do with being your own boss.

This totally seems like a guy wonked out on Ambien.

Poor guy, just let him go back to sleep...

I worked at a church camp and shared a room with two other guys. One had a history of epilepsy, the other talked in his sleep. I snore pretty badly, so it was a fun bunch. One night, the sleeptalker was running in place in his bed. It was hilarious.

He seems sweet and intelligent.